From what I’ve been able to gather, Vandy, which competes in the SEC against powerhouses such as Florida, Bama, and Tennessee, has an atrocious football team. The biggest achievement by the football team in the past decade was a win against BC in the Music City Bowl, which is not enough to make people forget that the team has come in last place six out of the last eight seasons. Yes, the Dores suck, which is why I was surprised to see that the news of Bobby Johnson,Vandy’s football coach, retiring being the number two story over at ESPN (at least it was when I first saw the news). I was even more shocked that the evil four letter spent well over five minutes talking about BJ leaving, ruminating on who is going to take over in the interim and who might actually want to coach at Vandy given that it’s not really a football school albeit it’s an SEC school.
That being said, I’m looking forward to the trouncing the football team will receive this year. Better to have a team that stinks than not because it affords the opportunity to do tailgates, or in other words, drink. Go Dores.